Dan Lornitis is the high-energy entertainer your group will still be laughing about days later.

Dan’s corporate and campus audiences are captivated by the enthusiasm and charisma of his hypnotic comedy entertainment. Expect a fast-paced but always good-humored performance, as Dan leads his volunteer comedians through a safe and hilarious interaction with the subconscious mind. His personal engagement with the volunteers creates a spontaneous atmosphere as they obey uproarious suggestions like giving mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stuffed bunny or talking to the President of the United States over a secret shoe phone. It’s all in good fun and good taste, and volunteers are assured that they’d never do anything that will cross a line or be embarrassing.

With more that 3,000 live performances to his credit, Dan is an experienced professional who can help make your event a success. He has opened for comedians Louie Anderson, Phyllis Diller and “Weird Al” Yankovic, and has appeared on stage everywhere from America’s top comedy club, The Funny Bone, to onboard the Carnival Cruise Line. He’s also entertained organizations like IBM, Best Buy, Motorola and Mercedes-Benz, and for schools like Loyola University, Missouri State and the University of Wisconsin. No performance challenge can throw him, and he’s always happy to tailor his act to your needs, skillfully featuring your company or campus and adding your chosen personalities, taglines or products into the mix. - The College Agency